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fooklebookle:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

I’ll bet you these are all from australia

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wtfml:

every person who reblogs this i will write your url/name down in a book titled “PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE WON AN OSCAR” and send it to Leonardo DiCaprio

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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

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kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

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(Source: thebraavosi, via 941slores)





metaphorically:

I was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

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What is happy? No such feels. Brb the bong calls.





Bitches

I’m glad my so called friend doesn’t like the fact that i’m allowed to do winterguard. Just fuck you. Seriously. And my other so called friend thinks I’m annoying just fuck everybody. I have one friend, one boyfriend and a cat. I’m set for life.